I smoked with a stripper because I’m beautiful.. Makes sense.
I needed a homo because I’m gay. Well, ok, that was pretty blunt.
I banged a bag of weed because I love marijuana. Logic - it works.
I slept with a stripper because that how I roll. Sorry Laura
I ran shirtless with your grandma because I had to.
Well then… compared to the others, mine is pretty messed up.
I raped a crackhead because that’s how i roll… haha. that sucks


